Engraved Wooden Cutting Board Collection – “Feeling $chitty” Designs

Description

Forged between root and star, beauty finds its form.

Some kitchens deserve a little more laughter. The “Feeling $chitty” Engraved Wooden Cutting Board Collection brings that perfect mix of humor, heart, and hand-finished craftsmanship—crafted for those who cook with love and a side of sass. This This Funny Engraved Cutting Board will be perfect in your kitchen.

Each board begins as smooth, durable wood, sanded and engraved by hand to reveal crisp linework and vivid contrast. Every quote pays homage to unforgettable moments of wit and friendship, while keeping things original enough to stay classy.

🍷 “I Like the Wine, Not the Label” – A nod to loving people for who they are, not the packaging. Perfect for wine lovers, entertainers, and free spirits who celebrate authenticity with every pour.

🧀 “Fold It In” – The culinary phrase that nobody ever truly explains. A hilarious kitchen mantra and the perfect reminder that even when things get messy, it’s all part of the recipe.

Each Funny Engraved Cutting Board serves as both décor and function. Use them for chopping, charcuterie, or display—the smooth finish and carved juice groove make them as practical as they are beautiful. Because each piece is engraved and finished by hand, every one carries unique wood grain and character.

These make thoughtful gifts for friends, couples, or anyone who enjoys clever humor paired with quality craft. Display them on the counter, gift them at brunch, or hang them proudly as conversation starters.

Together, they create a set that celebrates laughter, love, and a good glass of wine. Explore our Engraved Décor Collection for more handcrafted humor. For care and upkeep, visit our Care & Maintenance Guide.

Features

• Hand-engraved wooden cutting boards with pop-culture inspired humor

• Two designs: I Like the Wine, Not the Label and Fold It In

• Precision laser engraving for sharp detail and long-lasting clarity

• Each is made of bamboo for easy cleaning and keeping your food safe

• Functional juice groove and hanging handle

• Smooth, sealed finish—ideal for food prep or décor display

• Each board is handcrafted, ensuring every piece is one of a kind

Lore of the Alchemist

In the Alchemist’s kitchen, laughter was the most important ingredient. Between sips of spiced wine and experiments gone slightly sideways, they discovered a truth—joy is the best seasoning of all.

To preserve this wisdom, the Alchemist etched it into wood. “Cook boldly,” they said, “and never take yourself too seriously.”

Now, these engraved boards carry that same playful charm—a reminder that food, like magic, tastes better when shared with people who make you laugh.

To learn more about caring for your new purchase, check out our blog post: Caring for your handmade items.

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